Monday, June 11, 2018

"Keep Your Eyes on the Road, Your hands Upon the Wheel...."


I grew up in Perkasie, PA, a small town in northern Bucks County.  We were about 35 miles from Philadelphia and 100 miles from NYC, which turned out to be a good spot if you were/are a music lover---"Hey music lover, hey music lover, music for the human race, I'm gonna add some funky bass...." Oh, sorry, Sly just came exploding through my mind....

In my early days I, like many young folks, heard the likes of Hy Lit in Philly and Cousin Brucie in NYC.  Bandstand and a bit later the Geator were also favorites. For some reason, still way beyond me, I loved listening and moving to music----it so easily just became a part of me.  The real special occasion, though, was when Philly’s WHAT came through into Perkasie.  My recollection is that it didn’t happen very often, but seemed to happen most on clear Sundays. Regardless of whenever it happened, I was listening.  Georgie Woods and Butterball spun records that often I heard nowhere else and it seemed like those tunes dove right into my soul.----“Do you like good music, that sweet soul music, as long as it’s swingin’, Oh yeah, oh-oh yeah….”-----Sorry again for the sound interuption, it just can’t be helped….

 Ever since those days I often have some song or soundtrack running through my brain.  A beautiful scene in nature, a touching moment with another, a bad break, a rainy day, all can conjure up tunes for me.  And sometimes a tune just pops into my head without any prompting.  Now, I’m not saying this happens every second, or that I’m like a walking jukebox----“Drop a coin right into the slot, you gottta hear something’ that’s really hot”-----Oh, excuse me again…. I do feel blessed to have this lifetime love of music. And now with You Tube, I can get a bead on a tune in my head, find it on You Tube, and an hour later, still on You Tube, be listening to some musician that is many miles from where I started.  In general, I don’t spend much time on a computer, but the treasure trove of music found in this machine blows my mind. Check out Eric Claptons’ version of “Don’t Think Twice” at the Dylan tribute concert, or Etta James singing “Rock N Roll Music” with Chuck Berry at his tribute concert, or Melissa Etheridge and Dolly Parton exchanging each other’s tunes-----Oh---sorry---I digress yet again.




Upon arriving at the guesthouse in Bududa last October, I discovered a wonderful poster in the latrine called “House Rules”.  It was a poster suggesting ways of living well with others in a home that derived its ideas from passages in the Bible.  Given the good amount of time I had to study it, House Rules was a nice source of wisdom and inspiration.  And of course, I pretty quickly started imagining songs to go along with this Biblical wisdom. Hence, the idea took form for “Road House Rules”.  And now both posters grace our latrine giving everyone who stays at the guesthouse ample time to study them both.  Enjoy!




And the great thing is each of us can create our own version of Road House Rules, or whatever title you give it.  My version is just one in an infinite number of possible ones.  In fact, I have a few more of these already floating around in my musical head-----but again I digress….

Road House Rules

(Keep your eyes on the road
And your hands upon the wheel…)

 Always be Honest:
“With truth and honesty, that’s what we need to hold on
To the good stuff we believe in
Open up your hands, show me your heart…”
The Gospel according to Saint Aretha (Franklin)

 Count Your Blessings:
 “I got the blues so bad one time
My face was in a permanent frown
Now I’m feeling so much better
I think I’ll cakewalk into town.”
The Gospel according to Saint Taj (Mahal)

“And when you’re walking your mile
Baby, don’t forget to smile.”
The Gospel according to Saint Mose (Allison)

 Bear Each Others Burdens:
“Walk awhile, walk awhile, walk awhile with me
The more we walk together, love, the better we’ll agree
We’ll agree.”
The Gospel according to the Cloisters of Fairport Convention

 Forgive and Forget:
“Sorry is all that you can’t say
Years go by and still
Words don’t come easily
Like forgive me, forgive me.”
The Gospel according to Saint Tracy (Chapman)

“I just wanna say, please, please don’t go
I, I, I, I, please don’t go
Oh, Oh yeah, love, I love you so.”
The Gospel according to Saint James (Brown)

“Have mercy, have mercy baby
Have mercy, have mercy on me.”
The Gospel according to Saint Don (Covay)

Be Kind and Tender Hearted:
“Love me tender, love me true
Take me to your heart.”
The Gospel according to Saint Elvis (Presley)

 Comfort One Another:
“Try imagining a place where it’s always safe and warm,
Come in she said, I’ll give you shelter from the storm.”
The Gospel according to Saint Bob (Dylan/Zimmerman)

 Keep Your Promises:
“My arms are missin’ you
My lips feel the same way, too,
But this boy keeps comin’ around
Tryin’ to wear my resistance down.
Jimmy, Oh Jimmy Mack
When are you comin’back?”
The Gospel according to the Cloisters of Martha and the Vandellas

 Be Supportive of One Another:
“Come running to me when things get out of hand
When it’s more than you can stand
Whatever you want me to
All you got to do is ask.”
The Gospel according to Saint Joan (Armatrading)

 Be True to Each Other:
“I am no better and neither are you
We are the same whatever we do
We got to live together.”
The Gospel according to the Cloisters of Sly and the Family Stone

 Look After each Other:
“No matter, no matter what color, mmmm you are still my brother
I said no matter, no matter what color, mmmm you are still my brother
Everybody wants to live together
Why can’t we live together?”
The Gospel according to Saint Timmy (Thomas)

 Treat Each Other Like You Treat Your Friends:
“I hope the day will be a lighter highway
For friends are found on every road
Can you ever think of any better way
For the lost and weary traveler to go?
Making friends for the world to see
Let the people know that you got what you need.”
The Gospel according to Saint Bernie (Taupin)

Love One Another:
“Love is but a song I sing
Fear the way we die
Come on people now, smile on your brother
Everybody get together and try to love one another right now.”
The Gospel according to Saint Jessie (Colin Young)